So, internet, I decided that if we are really going to do this thing there is some must have information regarding yours truly that I shall share with you today. It's really important stuff and I feel it's just best to put it out there now.
First, there are some terms we can't use here. They include, but are not limited to the following:
- Making Love This disgusting term reminds me of a skeevy long haired poetry writing pony tail guy from the 70's
- Moist **shudder**
And here are the things of which we may never speak:
- People walking on stilts
- Clowns of any kind
- Oompa Loompas (Actually, anything Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
- Ronald McDonald ~ He's enough of a freak show clown that he merits his own mention.
- Sucking on the Popsicle stick after finishing a Popsicle. The thought of this alone makes me feel like my flesh is peeling off my face.
Oddities I love to discuss:
- Little People ~Whether they are baking cakes, making chocolate, or just living I love their shows. Thank you TLC.
- The Polygamous lifestyle
- Why Khloe Kardashian ever let her sister wax her bikini area in that one episode.
If we stick to these simple guidelines, we will be internet BFF's.
So tell me, what are your quirks?