Let's Chat About How You Find My Blog. You Weirdos.

Let's chat about how you are finding me.  

One of the great joys of having my blog is viewing my stats, which allows me to see the search words you are using to find my blog, and the words searched that simply brought my blog up and then led someone to click on it.

Don't panic, I don't get to see who you are, just how you get to me.  


I have to say, sometimes I am extremely weirded out by the type of things that make my blog pop up.  Other times I'm scared.  And sometimes I'm just really proud.  

Let me share with you......................*drum roll*

My Favorite Google Searches That Led You To Fond of the Silliness:

I feel this is best divided up into categories.   Also, I have changed nothing about spelling or grammar.  

Ones About Animals:

1. bird likes to lick computer screen
2. my cat came home exhausted
3. horse clap clap
4. stepped in animal poop
5. mules wankers

Ones About Pink Eye:

1. why is pink eye so funny
2. one catches pink eye

Ones About Jazz Hands:

1. jazz hands emoticon
2. jazz hands, andrews sisters
3. what is a better way to say jazz hands
4. every time i jazz hands you

Ones About Catholicism:

1. i survived catholic school
2. Catholic silliness
3. frank mccourt throwing up the body of christ in the backyard

Ones About Cameltoes:

1. innocent cameltoes
2. and now fix your camel toe say misis

Ones That Scare Me:

1. shoved a fish hook in her mouth

Ones About Andrew Bogut:

1. bogut feeling better 2011
2. andrew bogut growth spurt

Ones That Confuse Me:

1. badass pyloric stenosis
2. would people want cars that drive themselves
3. "no sense of direction" and "southern california"
4. i forced my washing machine open and now its broken
5. irate baby
6. mama facials
7. "swimming in the ocean" clap clap clap
8. terms of endearment where are my daughters pillzs
9. ben and jerry falling out

Ones About Rap:

1. comforting rap songs
2. 2011 rap songs that make you feel better
3. rap silliness

Ones Where You Are Seeking Advice or Solidarity

i am so addicted to angry birds man i love this game i had a dream my husband flirt why are wendy's napkins yellow overtiredness causing siliness signed a work email love by mistake taking a baby down a water slide i went down a waterslide can this harm baby Ones That Let Me Know You Were Looking For Me: middle finger emoticon blog So there you have it.  There are just a few of the very many strange and disturbing  ways readers have happened upon my blog. I think looking at that list we can all agree on one thing:  There are many great writers out there.  None of whom would be found by searches using words like "camel toe".   It sure makes a girl proud.