I figured I'd make a post out of what happened this morning, for those of you who are crazy enough to not have 'liked' my new Facebook page yet, and therefore did not get to hear about it yet. Hint.
Here is a link to my Facebook Fan Page, which you must click here to visit and 'like'. That was a bigger hint for those of you who aren't that bright.
Here is what greeted us this morning:
Why yes, that is a spider the size of your fist.
A friend asked me how I handled the spider. Well, as I handle most things in life, I did it with a quiet grace.
While screaming and yelling, I gathered our largest broom. Then I screamed and yelled and opened our front door. While screaming and yelling and crying, I used large sweeps to shoot him down the entry way and out our front door. Finally, while screaming, yelling and crying I bludgeoned him to death on our front porch.
That is where I left his giant spider-man sized corpse, because I want my husband to accidentally step on him when he comes home tonight and enjoy the sound of the crunch.
I've enjoyed the after affects all day so far. For instance, I sat down next to a fan and it blew one of my curls into my face, which made me scream and punch the side of my own head.
And I bet that after reading this, you too will feel the creepy crawlies. You're welcome.