I'm not sure what happened to make it disappear for so long, but consistency is not my greatest attribute and I'm going to guess its disappearance has something to do with that issue.
1.) Yesterday I found out that Justin Bieber made 53 million dollars this year. This news was told to me by my radio while I was scouring my vehicle for $1.08 to pay for an iced tea. I was not happy for him. If only I had cooler hair.
2.) While walking into our church to pick up Nora from vacation bible camp, my baby pooped herself so bad that we were both covered. I had to throw out her clothes in the church nursery, bathe her with wipes and borrow a diaper from someone I don't even know. You know, because why bring a diaper? I'm just going to run in and pick up the older kiddo and go straight home! Fool. On the ride home my five year old confessed that she had forgotten to wear underwear to church. I bet Mary never had these issues with Jesus.
3.) We just found out how much gas logs are going to be for our new fireplace. Seriously? Why is something you are just going to set on fire so freaking expensive? Also: We will now start considering offers from anyone interested in purchasing them for us.
4.) Isn't it funny that people still worry that women may be too emotional to hold an office like President of the United States? Yes, those emotions you see them having are called being a decent human. It's the same thing that keeps them from cheating, lying, and becoming weird sex addicts while pretending to be a trustworthy elected official. Learn to embrace their normalcy, America.
5.) My Mama's been gone for 8 years this weekend. Call yours and give her some phone hugs today!
6.) Finally, if you have not already, please watch Neil Patrick Harris as he opens the Tony Awards. He should be making 53 million dollars a year.