As mentioned before, I have a blog like everyone else now. You will find this is the very best of all the blogs.
You will laugh, cry and throw up a little in your mouth.
Sometimes you will come back and read more, sometimes you will decide to take me off your RSS feed.
But just know, that if you do that, the karma bus will come and run straight over your ass.
A little bit about me: I take care of business, everyday. I take care of business, in every way. I've been taking care of business, it's all mine. I'm taking care of business and working over time.
A little bit about you: You are awesome. You read my blog. You alone (well, with many other readers) will propel me into fame and fortune because of your love of my blog. After that happens, I will drop you like a bad habit. But it hasn't happened yet, so let's just enjoy our time together today. We'll see about tomorrow.